FANTASY FOOTBALL
week 16
Start ‘Em – Sit “Em
QuarterBacks
START:
SIT:
Joe Montana. .. are you looking at ME ?
RunningBacks
START:
Start O.J. Simpson for all I care ! Start the nickn
ame, Slash for him.
SIT:
How the Hell should I know ? :seinfeldsjackklompus:
Wide Receivers
START:
Sterling Sharpe. Or Sterling Silver. Or Sterling, Vi
rginia – I don’t give a damn !
SIT:
Lance Rentzel. I hear he’s been exposed.
Tight Ends
START:
Check Jerry Smith’s availibility. Although, I hear his end isn’t so tight.
SIT:
Why are you asking me, damnit ?
Kickers
START:
Whomever the Hell you want to ! Kickers ? As if …
SIT:
Get outta here ! We’re closed; can’t you see. :gorddamnkickers-sheesch!: ?
D/ST
START:
What makes you think that I’d know. It’s all #!&%$$@(^ luck !
SIT:
I’ve had just about enough of you bleeding heart question. Now scram !
The other team was who I thought they were !
I LET ‘IM OFF THE HOOK ! !
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